It’s official: Girl Meets World will premiere on the Disney Channel in 2014.
All together now: UNDAPANTS!
I don’t even know what to do with this information other than cry because how in god’s name are Cory and Topanga old enough to have a preteen? That makes me feel really old.
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
This is a doorknob.
so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home
I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.
There are, apparently, THREE types of people…
no, four types, including the unoriginal dork who says “there are x kinds of people”
Now there are 5 types, including the new wave of people who hate on the “there are x kinds of people” people.
There are y kinds of there are x kinds of people people
I give you a hamburger
No it says “lettuce”
Let me tell you about homestuck.
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy